whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
It’s sort of like if you have two kids, and you give one of them a cookie and the other one half a cookie. Then you give the kid with half a cookie another half a cookie to make it even, and the kid with the whole cookie starts to scream about how it’s not fair that the second kid got ‘two cookies’. - My friend on the subject of privileged groups claiming to be oppressed by steps taken to work towards equality of oppressed groups. (via buffythebamfireslayer)
Since when was being yourself not good enough?